Can’t decide if you want soup or vodka? At Cipriani Dolci, you don’t have to. This potent beverage is made with vodka, lemon, hot sauce, Worcestershire and beef consommé.

In theory there is nothing wrong here. The combinations are not too wacky or inherently incongruous. Excessive spice mixed with cloying sweetness, however, earned it a spot on this list.

This boozy milkshake is made with rum, creme de cacao, bananas, coffee liquor, and vanilla ice cream. Big Daddy's could also call this One is Enough.

Gout in a glass. If the bacon Martini doesn’t float your boat, this East Village bar also serves “ass juice.” According to the bar’s website, there’s only one rule: you puke…you clean. Yikes.

This drink is basically a small trash can filled with alcohol. The menu describes it as a “ potent, jumbo frozen fruit margarita with special surprise.” Those special surprises are: Sauza Hornitos tequila, lemonade, Grand Marnier, strawberry concentrate, and Sauza Gold Tequila. $36. (Photo)

Just thinking about this drink might give you a hangover. It combines brown sugar, lemon juice, orange juice, bananas, and Jameson.