The most expensive restaurant in New York, The Four Seasons sets the upper limits of the Bud Light Index. They don't actually have the light, but Bud Heavy will cost an undiscerning Whale $11. For perspective, a six-pack from many bodegas runs just $9.

Setting the lower limit of the Bud Light Index is P.J. Clarke's, where a bottle will a run a hobnobbing Whale just $5. (Photo)

Many legendary chefs have passed through the halls of the Maccioni family's Le Cirque, where a Budweiser will run a history-seeking Whale $8.

The blue haired whales are still flocking to Midtown East for the original location of the Whale haven The Palm. A Bud Light here is just $6.75.(Photo)

The Midtown Harry Cipriani, part of the Whale-friendly Cipriani family of restaurants, has Budweiser for $10.50. It's unclear if that's the same price at Harry's Bar in Venice, on which Harry Cipriani is modeled.(Photo)

The Carnegie Hall-adjacent Russian Tea Room matches The Four Seasons in terms of price, and when a Whale is getting a $295 one-ounce portion of imported black caviar, an $11 Bud Light sounds downright affordable.

The Midtown Whales' legend the The "21" Club has Budweiser for a suddenly-respectable sounding $8.50.(Photo)

Cocktails at The Algoquin Hotel's lounge are a whopping, Whale-worthy $21 to $22. The cost of Bud Light there doesn't disappoint, coming in at $9, the cost of a six pack.

Across the East River, many Whales are hitting the famed old-timer steakhouse Peter Luger, where the $90 steak for two can be paired with two Bud Lights for just $6.95 each.

Harry Cipriani's FiDi sibling is still Whale-friendly enough to host mayoral galas that got marched on by OWS protesters. Bud Heavy is available there for a clean $10.