Shack Attack

Jeremiah Moss is perplexed and saddened by the fact that people are waiting in absurdly long lines for the special anniversary burgers at Shake Shack. From his description of the scene in Madison Square Park yesterday: "A guy standing in line, close to the burger stand, the promised land, offered to sell his spot for $100. 'I'll even throw in a hand-job!' No one took him up on it." In other Shack related news, people are lining up for April Bloomfield's special burger right this second. [JVNY]