Ring in the New Year With $795 Worth of Donkey Sauce

For $795, you and a guest can enjoy the food stylings of Mr. Guy Fieri in his Times Square terrordome, Guy's American Kitchen & Bar, on New Year's Eve. Some Donkey Sauce is involved. But more to the point, this meal includes: an open bar, passed hors d'oeuvres, a cheese plate, vegetarian California egg rolls, a platter of wings, one bottle of Champagne, a midnight Champagne toast, party favors, and complimentary coat check. Gratuity is not included.

Eatocracy's Kat Kinsman pointed out this holiday cash grab on Twitter last night, and since then, the price has been removed from the event's site. Other, less-expensive options are also available.
· @kittenwithawhip [Twitter]
· A VIP Table for Two at Guy Fieri's Party Costs $795 [The Brasier]
· All Coverage of Guy's American Kitchen [~ENY~]