Stephen Colbert Celebrates Adam Hock's Royal Beatdown

Funnyman Stephen Colbert is back from hiatus and weighs in on the Double Seven brawl where former Hawaiin Tropic Zone owner Adam Hock destroyed the Royal Prince of Monaco Pierre Casiraghi and Greek shipping heir Stavros Niarchos III in a Bruce Lee fit of rage. Calling Hock a "national treasure" and a "pioneer in subblock related restaurants", Colbert lets it be known that American d-bag Hock's victory over the Euro d-bags was a great day for American pride. Douche S A! Douche S A!

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