Saturday Night Live's Stefon has some New York nightclub recommendations for you. One of his favorites: "Located on the Lower-Upper Side, this random home invasion is a creation of legally drunk clothing designer Nick Nolte and Gabbana. As you walk in, you'll be handed a glass of champagne. Or is it piss? Needless to say, this place has everything: slurpees, mushmouths, litterbugs. And don't worry about security, because it's guarded by an army of hobocops...Homeless Robocops." [Eater National]
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