How Rockography Says 'Hello' to the Neighborhood

We're sure Community Board 2 and its legions of NIMBYs are thrilled about this one. Above is a partial view of the signage that adorns the entrance to soon to open Greenwich Village restaurant Rockography. It reads, "Parental Advisory. Keep Out...possibility of excessive alcohol consumption...extreme noise pollution."

Of course this is going along with the restaurant's theme, which is apparently "John Varvatos meets Cafeteria," meaning...they'll serve greasy food late (one burger is topped with fried tomatoes, onion rings, and Velveeta), will have cheesy rock memorabilia on the walls and will try very hard to exude a rock 'n' roll vibe a la Hard Rock Cafe. Their website says, "If you're looking for slow Jazz, you're in the wrong place!" Noted.
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