Last week, we offered readers the chance to win VIP access to tonight's very special Michael White dinner, presented by Tupperware. To win, we asked readers to send us haikus about their most awkward dinner party experiences.
Today, we are pleased to announce the winning entries:
Roasted a whole pig
Thank goodness for Tupperware
Guests are all Kosher
At wrong apartment
Arrive late, unknown, welcomed
I dine with strangers
Don't feel bad if you didn't win. When it comes to poetry, there are no losers. Thanks for playing.