Fake Yelp Reviews for the Lady Gaga-Affiliated Restaurant

Now that Lady Gaga's dad is opening a restaurant on the UWS, Funny Or Die imagines what the Yelp page might look like. The attire is "hooker casual," the ambience is "Tim Burton movie," and they accept credit cards as well as "crazy headpieces." The Gaga fans love it, but one diner complains that the "male slaves were uncomfortable to sit on."
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