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If Restaurant Websites Could Talk

Restaurant websites are notoriously terrible and thus a constant source of frustration. This McSweeny's piece wonders what restaurant websites would say if they could talk: "Welcome! LOOK! Pictures of our wall-sized aquarium!! Check out how all the links spin when you scroll the page!!!!!! DANCE MUSIC! See the bowl of noodles in the corner??? Mouse over it! WHHHHOA! Customer testimonials popped out!!!! Follow us on Twitter!!!!!" [McSweeny's via Eater National]