There are so many good things in this, it's hard to know where to start: basically, Martha Stewart met MTV News contributors Jim Cantiello and Brendan Kennedy when she was at a restaurant, and decided to start a segment on her show in which the three of them go on dates. For their first date, they go to Dram in Brooklyn and we find out Martha's a bourbon girl (we'd take to drinking hard liquor too if we got beat by Golden Girls reruns).
Also, we learn she doesn't drink gin after a bad experience in college and she knew "several Don Drapers" back in her modeling days. She asks the bartender if he has "the big round balls. I love that." (She's talking about ice, perv.) They then go to Pies 'n' Thighs for a gigantic, artery-clogging drunk snack.