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Top Chef D.C. Finale: More of a Brick Wall Than a Finish Line

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To thoroughly enjoy the glory that is Top Chef D.C., we welcome comedian Max Silvestri, who will be here every week to take us through season seven.


Woof. Good night. This seemingly endless season of Top Chef District of Columbia mercifully came to an end last night, sparing us all another second of these duds. Did the finale go out with a bang? A very boring one. Like, if an exciting bang is watching a million dollar fireworks show from the back of a pornographer's yacht, last night's finale was a Lutheran minister drawing a picture of an unlit candle and then crumpling it up and throwing it in the garbage, and then making that garbage can watch last night's finale. A total snoozapalooza.

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