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No Soap, Radio

2010_04_marsbar.jpgEverything was going well during Broke Ass Stuarts' recent visit to Mars Bar until he asked for some soap, drawing a predictable response from the peanut gallery. But as he explains, "when you ask the bartender for some soap (because some big punk fucker licked your friend’s face, uninvited, and she wants wash off the gross saliva) and the barkeep answers, 'This is the Mars Bar man. There’s no soap in the Mars Bar,' that’s when you know the place has become a parody of itself." [Broke Ass Stuart via EVG]

Mars Bar

25 E 1st Street, New York, NY 10003 Visit Website

Mars Bar

25 East 1st St., New York, NY, 10003