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Doomsday Scenarios

2010_04_cartman.jpgWant to know what will happen if the Jamie Olivers and Michael Pollans of the world win? Last night's episode of South Park explored the issue, portraying a world where fast food is banned from Colorado and methadone-like clinics that dispense KFC gravy pop up to serve the need. How it ends? With Cartman cutting chicken skin with a credit card into lines and then snorting it. [Eater National]