Today, the drunken foible chronicled over at The Foggy Monocle involves a black out drunk, a pizzaiolo statue, and a bill for $150: "i’m chatting with the girls and the next thing i know i am watching you flash by the window in a blur of speed and then you tackled the little plaster pizza chef statue outside and crushed it into bits on the sidewalk...you sit down as if nothing has happened, and...you slur, 'A whiiiiiiiiiiiiite russian, please!'" [The Foggy Monocle]
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