Le Cirque is going all Medieval Times tomorrow night and hosting a "Zagat Vintage Dinner." [Brand synergy!] The dinner costs $200 a person and includes unlimited wine, tax and gratuity. That's actually a pretty good deal. Also, on the menu is ass meat with fruit mustard. Heh. Heh heh. Hehehehehehehehe. Heh.
The dinner is to be served in Sirio's Corner, "a cordoned off semi-private area adjacent to the main dining room" that I've never heard of. The complete menu is below:
Il vero parmigiano stagionato--Aged Parmesan cheese
Culatello con Mostarda di Fruttaass-meat. It's pretty delicious.
Tortellini in Brodo fatto a mano--Tortellini in homemade broth
Porchetta e Mele--Roasted suckling pig and apples
Bollito Misto ed I suoi contorni--boiled tongue, oxtail, cheek, capon and cotechino
Zabaione e Savoiardi--Sabayon and lady fingers
There are, as per the PR lady who emailed me, a couple seats are still available.