Zagat.Mobi's Hilarious Execution Fail

First, check out the press release announcing the upgrade to Zagat.mobi, Zagat's mobile offering that now features "Twitter integration unique to its Webby award-winning mobile website." The cutting edge site newly offers a live stream of "relevant tweets" on each restaurant's listing page meant to reveal "how crowded the place is right now, what dishes they enjoyed and whether or not the celebrity chef is in the kitchen." Remember, the key word here is relevant.

The most recent integrated tweets for The Modern:

@gachna: "visited the Tate modern. some shopping down oxford street and then dinner at carluccios, lashings of red wine, with my two best friends. Fab"
@gacha "@pookieboy: "lol then went to visit the Tate modern. some shopping down oxford street and then dinner at carluccios, lashings of red wine."
@theboy1der: "Lunch - Vegetarian Spaghetti, last night's Modern Family, and 2 gassy puppies. Livin' the dream!"

The most recent integrated tweets for Mas on Bedford and Downing:

@tweetviasf: "fun dinner at Mas Sake Restaurant (San Francisco); price: $10 http://bit.ly/Ln52a #deal
@dillasastro: "waaa aku jg abis dr situ hihi RT @SilviraCessa: After lunch At Mas Mono with @lolanindita aaaargh kangen2an makan dikalimalang! Hahahaha"
@tweetviasf: "fun dinner at Mas Sake Restaurant (San Francisco); price: $10 http://bit.ly/Ln52a #deal"

The most recent integrated tweets for Daniel:

@MJH13: "Dinner at Daniel Boloud at Wynn with Moe-D! Thinking Sine Qua Non!"
@m3tyu: "Its cheaper to eat lunch at Daniel's broiler, than to try to save by deciding to eat at home after done shopping at costco."
@FindSpecialsALX: "$4 & $5 Appetizers, $3.50 Rail Drinks & More Drink Sp.... 4:00 PM-7:00 PM at Daniel O'Connell's Restaurant. http://bit.ly/qDox0"

The most recent integrated tweets for Smith Street staple, The Grocery:

@K1ngB00: "Broke down and had an old high school lunch. Burrito and corn dog from the deli at the grocery store."
@DarkskinDave: "Always trying to create a meal that u got from a restaurant urself by buying the ingredients from the grocery store #foodstamptalk
@speckie721: "Just went to the grocery store. Bout to cook some dinner."