Eater Giveaways: The Daily Achatz

Yesterday we announced we'd be giving away two tickets to the Grant Achatz book party/tasting event he's throwing at the Astor Center on November 6. What you have to do to win: submit a rhyming poem about the great man himself. Poems are due by end of day tomorrow, but to give you a glimpse at the competition, we introduce the Daily Achatz, a regular dose of some inspired (and not so inspired) submissions. First up, one of the many limericks we've received:

Consider, when making your brackets
to select the winner of a meal by Grant Achatz:
With the status of Wall Street,
the only thing I'll eat
is this, or Heinz ketchup packets.