From Top Chef Spike's super creepy admirer who missed out on a Good Stuff Eatery burger: "i drove almost an hour to hit up your new restaurant, passed you on the way in, only to be told that it closed 5 mins before (who's open until 11p but turns off all the grills at 10:45?) in any event spike, ur hotter in person. can i see for myself if the carpet matches the drapes?" [Craigslist]
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