When eGulleters call wd~50's pizza pebbles "revolting" like "3 year old vending machine food", and the "worst restaurant dish of all time", Wylie Dufresne stops in to drop the hammer: "Since the four of you, Nathan, Jesikka, Sneakeater and Dave H, have taken so much of your valuable time waxing poetic about the pizza pebbles, I would personally like to extend a lifetime free supply of them to each and every one of you!!" [eG]
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