Alright, people, it's time. As has been mentioned in the comments, and hinted at by Pete Wells and Cizzutty, Andrew Carmellini's departure from A Voce is imminent. Spokespeople for the three-starred Madison Square Park Italian flat-out deny the rumor, ridiculously, but very good sources insist it's the cold hard truth. Carmellini is actively looking for new opportunities and has agreed to stay on at A Voce until a replacement is found. Hence, this. File under, charades ended.
99% CONFIRMED: Andrew Carmellini Departing A Voce