A desperate 22 year-old Mark Ladner fan posts this Craigslist ode after learning in an Observer article that he has a girlfriend and two kids: "I've had a completely rational crush on you for over a year. And the New York Observer just went ahead and broke my heart....It turns out you've been in a relationship for twelve years and you have two kids. (You met her at an Oasis concert? Really? Please tell me this article is an elaborate hoax.) I knew the day would come when my worst suspicions were confirmed...maybe, you'll break up with your girlfriend one day. [Craigslist]
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