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The DOH Chronicles: Nein un Sprechen zie HANDSINK

File under plausible: "Was walking in the Fashion District today and saw that the big Bread Factory Cafe on 7th Avenue had been shut down by the Healthstapo minutes before. I could actually still see the officer in there, hand behind his waist yelling at the woman behind the counter, "NEIN UN SPRECHEN ZIE HANDSINK!!" Then he pulled out his hankerchief and slapped her across the face. OK that whole last part didn't happen but the people outside told me they had just been eating when the place was unceremoniously shut down."

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