Tomorrow, Frank "Gordon Ramsay, my ass" Bruni reviews Kobe Club. Today, the Eater oddsmakers have set the action as follows:
Zero Stars: 3-1It's an important week for Jeffrey Chodorow and his Kobe Club, which has already gotten absolutely destroyed by Oliver Platt's brother. Unfortunately for Chodorowbucks, the Kobe experience, in all its offensively priced Vegas glory, will likely be received much the same by Bruni, who for the sake of steakhouse reference recently awarded STK with a Satisfactory and Porter House with one star. Here at Kobe, in a world of no one star restaurants this is absolutely a goose egg, but that's what the one star is for. We're with the oddsmakers this week: one unenthusiastic star for Kobe Club, knowing full well that we may very well see the highest profile zilcher in recent memory. In either case, look for Bruni to take the venue to task for not actually being a steakhouse so much as it is a restaurant that specializes in Kobe beef.
One Star: 2-1 ??
Two Stars: 8-1
Three Stars: 15-1
Four Stars: 25,000-1
· Kobe Club [NYT; after 8:00 PM]
?? denotes the Eater bet.