Is there a better way to lessen the pain of this first non-summer Friday than with an entire afternoon of Deathwatch? Surely there is not. So, once an hour between now and 5 PM, a venue will be marked for death. Publicists, you may start begging for mercy now, but we can't make any promises. Earmuffs for the children, please.
We'll begin this glorious day of carnage-foreshadowing on the Lower East Side at LoSide. Though they have had their share of problems beyond their control, the biggest problem they face is the one-two punch of bad food and zero authenticity. Gimmicks have been rampant for months now -- there are certain nights now BYO, yes? -- and the grim reaper's arrival is getting harder and harder to stave off. OVER/UNDER: December
· LoSide Diner [official site]