Buy dumpling futures NOW. The mother ship is closely following the story of battling dumpling men in the East Village. Seems that a new player in town, Plump Dumpling (big logo below) has a logo that is somewhat reminiscent of the Dumpling Man's. And while the potential for dumpling-man-on-dumpling-man crime is fun to think about, what's going to happen if someone gets hurt and and there's no one left to make us dumplings?
Anyone want to step in here and design the new guy something a little more original? You'd be doing a service for us all.